These Modern Times

I covet the fancy phones I see lately. I don't really NEED a new phone, though, the one I have works fine. I'd love to be able to check email with my phone, or to get directions if I'm lost in Portland (again). I don't think I care about the music options, though. Should I? That seems to be the focus of many of these newfangled contraptions, but I have my reservations about my the device that acts as my "emergency line" being run down because I needed to listen to _Punkrocker_ one last time before class.